Niagara Gazette

Opinion

July 20, 2013

COPS NOTEBOOK: You just can't make this stuff up

(Continued)

The man then pumped $45 worth of fuel into his car and proceeded to drive away, leaving is driver's license behind.

Make that two cases closed.

Nifty ninja dresser

The more a victim can recall about what a suspect looks like, the better. Even if the suspect is a "ninja."

A 50-year-old man from Packard Court told Falls police he was awakened in his bedroom last Friday morning by someone wearing a "ninja costume." But not just your average, ordinary ninja costume. Oh no, this stealthy criminal, according to the victim, was wearing "a high quality ninja costume." 

I'm no expert, but I'm thinking it probably wasn't really a ninja. 

I mean, if he was really a ninja, he wouldn't have woken the victim up in the first place.

Text Only | Photo Reprints
Opinion
Featured Ads
House Ads
AP Video
Raw: 2 Shells Hit Fuel Tank at Gaza Power Plant Raw: Massive Explosions From Airstrikes in Gaza Giant Ketchup Bottle Water Tower Up for Sale Easier Nuclear Construction Promises Fall Short Kerry: Humanitarian Cease-fire Efforts Continue Raw: Corruption Trial Begins for Former Va Gov. The Carbon Trap: US Exports Global Warming UN Security Council Calls for Gaza Cease-fire Traditional African Dishes Teach Healthy Eating 13 Struck by Lightning on Calif. Beach Baseball Hall of Famers Inducted Israel, Hamas Trade Fire Despite Truce in Gaza Italy's Nibali Set to Win First Tour De France Raw: Shipwrecked Concordia Completes Last Voyage Raw: Sea Turtle Hatchlings Emerge From Nest Raw: Massive Dust Storm Covers Phoenix 12-hour Cease-fire in Gaza Fighting Begins Raw: Bolivian Dancers Attempt to Break Record Raw: Israel, Palestine Supporters Rally in US Raw: Air Algerie Flight 5017 Wreckage
Opinion
House Ads
Night & Day
Twitter News
Follow us on twitter
Hyperlocal Search
Premier Guide
Find a business

Walking Fingers
Maps, Menus, Store hours, Coupons, and more...
Premier Guide
Front page