Niagara Gazette

Opinion

April 27, 2013

LETTERS FROM THE ISLAND: There oughta not be a law

Niagara Gazette — Dear Mainland Law-Breakers – Doug remembers when he was about 9, coming home after school in Youngstown, Ohio, and asking Mom why we keep making new laws. The country ran pretty well with the end of World War II in sight, so why did the government keep “tinkering,” spending all this time and money making up new rules. Didn’t things work pretty well as they were?

Mom changed the subject but now, almost seven decades later, still wonders. Somehow, government can’t resist messing with things.

Two current examples: Regulation of Grand Island’s best party ever, and the mandatory move-over, a textbook example of bad happenings making bad law.

Party time:

Last October, innovative Corey McGowan almost single-handedly put together the initial Taste of Grand Island in our underutilized midtown plaza, while arranging to have an Island eyesore painted into a traffic-stopping mural. It was pure genius.

But hold on there, partner, some of councilmen felt it raised “issues concerning safety and fire hazards,” and drafted legislation to regulate (deep breath, please):

“Any social occasion, business development event, or any other activity occurring on public or private property; having more than 100 persons in attendance, open to the public, conducted outdoors, with or without admission or invitation fee, a sponsorship, or requested donation and held on a one-time or occasional basis including, but not limited to, carnivals, circuses, fairs, bazaars and outdoor shows, horse shows or exhibitions and concerts.”

We think the Constitution says it better:

“Congress shall make no law infringing the right of people peaceably to assemble.”

Actually, the point is moot, as the second Taste of Grand Island, Sept. 28, will occupy public streets and town property. That goes without saying. So don’t.

Road time:

In 2011, a sunrise-blinded motorist struck and killed a State Trooper writing a traffic ticket in Tonawanda. Law-makers sprang to action requiring anybody approaching any such situation to move over a lane (“wherever safe,” whatever that means). Years earlier, Doug had been scolded (but not ticketed) for doing that very thing on 20-A.

Text Only | Photo Reprints
Opinion
Featured Ads
House Ads
AP Video
Looming Demand Could Undercut Flight Safety Raw: 2 Shells Hit Fuel Tank at Gaza Power Plant Raw: Massive Explosions From Airstrikes in Gaza Giant Ketchup Bottle Water Tower Up for Sale Easier Nuclear Construction Promises Fall Short Kerry: Humanitarian Cease-fire Efforts Continue Raw: Corruption Trial Begins for Former Va Gov. The Carbon Trap: US Exports Global Warming UN Security Council Calls for Gaza Cease-fire Traditional African Dishes Teach Healthy Eating 13 Struck by Lightning on Calif. Beach Baseball Hall of Famers Inducted Israel, Hamas Trade Fire Despite Truce in Gaza Italy's Nibali Set to Win First Tour De France Raw: Shipwrecked Concordia Completes Last Voyage Raw: Sea Turtle Hatchlings Emerge From Nest Raw: Massive Dust Storm Covers Phoenix 12-hour Cease-fire in Gaza Fighting Begins Raw: Bolivian Dancers Attempt to Break Record Raw: Israel, Palestine Supporters Rally in US
Opinion
House Ads
Night & Day
Twitter News
Follow us on twitter
Hyperlocal Search
Premier Guide
Find a business

Walking Fingers
Maps, Menus, Store hours, Coupons, and more...
Premier Guide
Front page