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Fri, Nov 20 2009 

Karen White Walker

WHITE-WALKER: Weighty words

Okay, so you weren’t born into the greatest family, you’ve had to struggle for every earned fifty cents, and when you get up in the morning, the first words out of your vulgar tasting mouth are, “If I’m part of some Divine Plan, God sure must have some sense of humor.” So laugh, He does.....more>>

  • WHITE-WALKER: Students for all seasons
    Imagine iPods hangin’ out of ears, greasy chips and soda smeared all over young faces, cell phones sandwiched between book pages and the camera part of the phone aimed at your face — get the picture?
  • WHITE-WALKER: Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve
    If I’m to interest and embrace all types of readers from diverse backgrounds and with different desires, I must stick my pen out there and write about sensitive subjects that might make some people squirm, wince and even deny that such things exist.
  • WHITE-WALKER: Once upon a time is now
    “They say the most demanding, difficult, impossible people are the very ones who need love the most,” sighed an old chum of mine who’s on her fourth divorce.
  • WHITE-WALKER: Any old pair
    Why waste your money seeing a sidesplitting movie, tuning into a weekly sit-com or reading a hopefully humorous weekly newspaper column, when all you have to do is surround yourself with your family’s kids who are five years old and under, and there you’ll have it — lively free entertainment.
  • WHITE-WALKER: Ben Gay and Beano
    You just know when you’re getting ‘up there,’ and for some people, it IS a million laughs, especially if you hang around with…..well, you’ll see.
  •  WHITE-WALKER: Hold the sauce
    I can never remember a time when there wasn’t a Lockport Reid’s Hot Dog Stand.
  • WHITE-WALKER: Stripped of her softest possession
    From afar she looked like you wouldn’t want to tangle up with her in some dark alley.
  • WHITE-WALKER: Young blood, tired blood, no blood
    It’s surprising they’re even talking to me seeing how I’ve never ONCE mentioned my husband’s family. “Are they that bad?” I’ve asked myself.
  • WHITE-WALKER: Elvis straightened my eyelashes
    1950s: We came of age on the swivel of his hips and that sexy sneer that was supposed to break down all our defenses of remaining pure and innocent.
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