Niagara Gazette


July 20, 2013

COPS NOTEBOOK: You just can't make this stuff up


The man then pumped $45 worth of fuel into his car and proceeded to drive away, leaving is driver's license behind.

Make that two cases closed.

Nifty ninja dresser

The more a victim can recall about what a suspect looks like, the better. Even if the suspect is a "ninja."

A 50-year-old man from Packard Court told Falls police he was awakened in his bedroom last Friday morning by someone wearing a "ninja costume." But not just your average, ordinary ninja costume. Oh no, this stealthy criminal, according to the victim, was wearing "a high quality ninja costume." 

I'm no expert, but I'm thinking it probably wasn't really a ninja. 

I mean, if he was really a ninja, he wouldn't have woken the victim up in the first place.

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