Niagara Gazette

Crime

July 20, 2013

COPS NOTEBOOK: You just can't make this stuff up

From the "We Don't Make This Stuff Up Department" comes this gem.

On July 12, Lewiston Police stopped a man, at 2:30 p.m. on Dickersonville Road. Turned out the 70-year-old motorist was driving without a license.

The lack of license had nothing to do with his age or driving skills. Rather, the man's license was suspended for what police described as his "numerous" prior driving while intoxicated arrests.

The driver was ticketed for third-degree aggravated unlicensed operation of a motor vehicle.

And why, you ask, was he driving on a suspended license? Take a guess?

He was going to the store to get beer!

I suppose it could have been worse. He could have had a few cold ones before heading out for more.

A helping hand

It should be a fundamental tenant of committing crime: leave no clues behind.

But sometimes criminals leave cops a roadmap right to their doors.

Take the shoplifting case of Deon Lorese Johnson. 

Johnson apparently decided she was in need of some face cream.  OK, $164 worth of face cream.

And Johnson decided she'd apply a five-finger discount to get that face cream. 

As she left a Portage Avenue store with her deeply discounted Oil of Olay, Johnson was stopped by security officers. A struggle ensued and Johnson dropped the bag she was using to carry the face cream out of the store.

The security officer recovered the bag, the face cream and Johnson's Niagara County jail prisoner ID bracelet that she had conveniently left in the bag as well.

Case closed.

Helping hand part two

Along the lines of the Johnson case, comes an incident in the Falls that should further remind those who steal not to leave their IDs behind.

A 31-year-old man attempted to charge the purchase of gas at a Niagara Falls Boulevard service station, but his card didn't seem to be working at the pump. The man went inside, gave his driver's license to the clerk and she authorized the pump.

Text Only | Photo Reprints
Crime
Featured Ads
House Ads
AP Video
Disbanding Muslim Surveillance Draws Praise Hundreds Missing After South Korean Ferry Sinks Passengers Abuzz After Plane Hits Swarm of Bees Boston Bomb Scare Defendant Appears in Court Pistorius Trial: Adjourned Until May 5 Diaz Gets Physical for New Comedy Raw: Ferry Sinks Off South Korean Coast Town, Victims Remember Texas Blast Freeze Leaves Florida Panhandle With Dead Trees At Boston Marathon, a Chance to Finally Finish Are School Dress Codes Too Strict? Raw: Fatal Ferry Boat Accident Suspicious Bags Found Near Marathon Finish Line Boston Marks the 1st Anniversary of Bombing NYPD Ends Muslim Surveillance Program 8-year-old Boy Gets His Wish: Fly Like Iron Man Sex Offenders Arrested in Slayings of CA Women India's Transgenders Celebrate Historic Ruling Tributes Mark Boston Bombing Anniversary Raw: Kan. Shooting Suspect Faces Judge
Opinion
House Ads
Night & Day
Twitter News
Follow us on twitter
Hyperlocal Search
Premier Guide
Find a business

Walking Fingers
Maps, Menus, Store hours, Coupons, and more...
Premier Guide
Front page