Niagara Gazette — Dear Mainland Minglers — If you’re looking to come visit Monday, forget it, nobody’s home. (Aside to burglars: Don’t even think of plying your trade here, everyone has either an infallible alarm system or a nasty dog or both.)
Anyway, what amounts to our social calendar opens Monday with Lions Club spaghetti dinner at what is now the Byblos Resort on our Eastern Shore. (We’re also going to have to learn how to pronounce it, it’s our first visit since Holiday Inn went out and the new folks from the Middle East took over. To the best of our knowledge, it has no relationship to the Byblos Restaurant in Getzville.)
Uh, we digress (that’s why they pay us the big bucks.) We have a particularly active Lions Club, with its dedication to vision impairment and roster of exotic officers, such as Tail-Twister (sergeant-at-arms, we believe). The Lions put the service in “service club,” none bigger than the July spectacular, entertaining up to a thousand Mainlanders at the Special Kids Picnic at the Launch Club, another of our down-to-earth entities that’s nowhere near as grandiose as it sounds.
Volunteers and donations keep the Picnic soaring but costs do accumulate and this is where they raise most of them. The Lions Spaghetti Dinner has been a fixture over here for 45 years. We’ve been here 47 and have made most of them, the only sad thing being the number of pals our age we used to take who’ve since been called to a higher place. (Pause for brief sniffle.)
Again, with the aid of donations, they’re able to keep the cost to $7 (that’d be $5 plus tax and tip in a restaurant), $4 for children 5 to 12 (they wouldn’t make much money on our 11-year-old grandson Clark, but they could sell additional tickets just to watch him put it away). If you’re of age and consider it bad form to consume spaghetti without red wine, the bar is open around the corner.