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December 29, 2012

LETTERS FROM THE ISLAND: Rhyming through the year 2012

Niagara Gazette — As now we bid farewell to ‘12,

Into such sadness do we delve

  

A weeping nation wond’ring what

Caused horror in Connecticut

  

Had not yet even cleared the last

Of mis’ry wrought by Sandy’s blast

  

Farewell to our beloved “Bro,”

Showed thousands how to do a show

   

Cat Casey left midst many tears:

Our furry playmate, 18 years

   

Doctor, heading home from drinking,

Hit girl; said he’d not an inkling

   

Retribution widely prayed for;

He got justice that he paid for.

   

Much debating concerned whether

Tightrope guy would wear a tether

  

Safely trussed, did Nik Wallenda

Turn Falls into hacienda

   

The nation voted for Barack,

Though GOP said “that’s a crock.”

  

Paetreus touched off scandal storm

For conduct out of uniform

  

In skirmish with biographor,

He redefined “the fog of war.”

  

Sabres boosters feel depleted;

Solace: team is undefeated

   

As for Bills, we cry “no more”

While other teams roll up the score

  

Like Mayans, Mets see end of days

While Bisons hook up with the Jays

   

Viking baseball gathered glory,

Reached States; only part of story

  

In playoff game, coach defined pride;

Used substitute whose Dad just died

  

Girls basketball won Section VI,

And almost foiled Rochester’s tricks.

Isle events were much less tragic,

Mural appeared, as if by magic

  

‘though project was conceived in haste,

It demonstrated our great Taste

   

Tim Horton’s, goodness, now we’ve two!

And Riverstone resurfaced, too.

   

Thruway showed its disdain of us,

Shutting down our walk-in office

   

The Queen enjoyed her Jubilee;

But others won’t the New Year see.

   

Mrs. Pinkow, we’ll be missing;

Richard Dawson, king of kissing;

   

Andrew Breitbart, blogging writer;

Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheiter;

   

Andy Griffith, pope of rural;

Thom Kincade, sketched light in mural

   

Heav’nly hosts now taking dibs

On Dave Brubeck and “Beejay” Gibbs

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