Niagara Gazette — • Next, next big thing over here is the new recycling bins, supposed to arrive just about the time our own yellow peril becomes more duct tape than plastic. The new ones, supposedly, will have lids and take up more space than some Falconwood homes. Even in preview, they’re getting mixed reviews, as perhaps too large for some older folks to handle. If we ever run into some older folks, we’ll ask ‘em.
• Season’s billings: Our E-Z Pass statement was a single sheet. Usually it’s three. Our plowing bill, on the other hand …
• Speaking of the Oscars, bloviator Bill O’Reilly was vituperatively (his word of the day) disrespectful Monday night to Kim Novak’s Academy Award appearance. Shame on him. Wonder how he’ll look when HE’s 82, if that’s allowed to happen.
• Next, next, next big thing: A redemption center, and it’s not a church. Details next week.
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